Call Intrepid Resources immediatly
if you score anything on this test.

• 10. The cardiac surgery is done by boy scouts earning their open heart merit badge.
• 9. An entire floor is devoted to members of "the grateful dead."
• 8. The amputations are guaranteed...If it's not right the first time we'll do the left for free.
• 7. The ICU nurses are cross training with the grounds keeping crew.
• 6. Their advertising slogan: A patient a week that's all we ask.
• 5. The neurosurgery department is self-serve.
• 4. You can order mouth to mouth without resuscitation.
• 3. Their motto: Quality Healthcare...........One Plaintiff At A Time.
• 2. The liposuctions are all natural.....by flesh-eating bacteria.
• 1. It was voted Most Valuable Hospital....by the Trial Lawyers Association.

 This cartoon courtesy of Dr. Brian Moench and In Your Face Cards.
Dr. Moench is an anesthesiologist in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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